So, mummy has been busy! She hasn't been able to help me get this thing going. I'm mad, but it's ok, I still loves her.
But in the meantime, here's whats been happening...
I'm a working dog now!!
Mum-mum has opened up a shop! I'm the security, and door chime, and chair holder-downer.
It's place where Mum-mum sells things that people already owned. Old stuff. Way old. There's a freakin' coffin in the window! Ok, well, it's not a REAL real coffin. It's a Salesman Sample of a Cooling Coffin. I'm telling ya, Hoomans are weird. What kinda hooman goes from door to door trying get someone else to buy a coffin!? There's also old furniture. Mum says I'm not allowed to sit on those. But I still try every moment I get!
Besides the store, Mum-mum got a 'new' set of wheels. I'm not too sure about it though. I'm getting better with riding in the car, but I still have my days. This one has leather seats, and a window lock so I can't put the windows down myself! I like it better than Pa's wheels though. Mainly because Pa drives like a maniac. I loves Nan's 'new' wheels! She has no seats so I can run back and forth from the front to the back and back up to the window in the front! It's grand! Nan drives super slow too so it's makes it easy to run around. I know, I know, I'm supposed to wear a seatbelt like a hooman, but there hasn't been one that can hold me down yet! I'm the great hound-ini! Or so I'm told.
But that's all I can really think of right now. Yeah, our lives are pretty boring I guess. :) But that's ok, I don't think my little over-sized heart could take too much excitement! :)

Hmmm....

So, I forgot I had a blog. Whoops! SO much has happened! It's crazy! Maybe we'll do this another time.
*puppy kisses and hugs*

OH MY DOG

So, yesterday, there was this thing everyone was ranting and raving about. Somethin' called Soupah Bowl? It's sounded kinda hard to follow. From what I understand, there's a bunch of boy humans on a MASSIVE grassy field and they throw around ONE ball. can you believe it!? ONE stinkin' ball for all those humans! There would be certain death if that happened with dogs. So, instead of watching that, I watched something more humane. The PUPPY BOWL! Oh man! It was so good! So much intensity. Sumi could barely contain himself, he was standing in front of the moving picture box, yellin' at the dogs! Silly puppers. Nan and Pa were laughing and yelling at the moving picture box too! Anyhoo, Puppy Bowl is better than the Human Bowl because there are MULTIPLE BALLS! Well, the toys on the field counted too. But, yeah, it was really good. They were all fantastic players! And on the plus side, they're all looking for their forever homes! So go to the link up there and check them out. They're also on petfinder.com. So go look at the footage from last night's game. It was intense!!

Ok, Mum's telling me to get off the 'puter because I have to clean up my piddle pads.
So, until then, WATCH THE PUPPY BOWL!

Time to Pawty!

Ok. mum has been hoggin' the computer for the past couple days. But, I can't be all that mad because she was workin' on something SO GREAT! 

There is this AWESOME PAWTY happenin' in Blogville for Valentine's Day! 

And we're raisin' monies for a lady who runs a foster home for dogs! She has some mean neighbors that are threatening harm to those poor dogs, so she needs to build a privacy fence to keep da' nosy neighbors outta here bizzness! She has fallen on hard times, but she's a GREAT lady! 

So, I'm donated my handsome self to the cause. I'm goin' to this pawty stag, but that's ok! 

You can check it all out here at my auntie Jess's blog!

PAWSOME PAWTY!

Please help us out! 

You could even be the lucky winner of some PAWSOME swag! 

Vote for me to be KING of this Pawty!

Gimme a SMOOCH! 

You could even send a virtual 'Yummers' to a friend!

Every dollar helps!

Well, it's uber late, because mum had to make this all go live at midnight, and make sure there were no immediate problems. And I just wanted to hop on here and tell y'all where I went and what's been goin on!

Since she's been hoggin' da 'puter, I've been securin' the jewels ovah here for da King and Queen! 

There were some evil snipers trying to swipe 'em! 

Ok, time for bed for all of us! 

*whew* 

WE DID IT! 

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Today was...

A sleepy kind of day. 

This morning mum and papa drove me to dat evil place where those people are that talk about me as if I'm not in the room, and poke me with sharp things, lay me on cold shiny flat things and give me treats that make me feel funny... 

But today wasn't SO bad I guess. Mum says I was being a drama king... pfft, what does SHE know? 

Anyways, according to the lady that gives me the treats that make me feel funny, my heart is sounding a lot better than it did last week. Which is a good thing! But, we have to wait to see if my peeing problem fixes itself. I dunno why, but I always have to pee! Mum says it's the new little pills she gives me, and that I'll get used to it and learn how to control my itty bitty bladder. I call balderdash on that! (Yeah, I have a big word a day thinger!) 

So, after all that trauma, the vet gave mum some of those treats that make me feel funny. She said something about using them for car rides. I HATES car rides. I runs the other way! But after eating a couple of these treats, mum put me in the car and all I did was stare out the window and take a nap. Mum even brought my blanket! Like she's a mind reader or something like that! 

Next I knew, we were at papa's, and I got to see my crazy cousin of sorts, Sumi. He's a nut. So hyper. Always biting my tail and pulling on my awesome ears. I thinks he's just jealous... his ears stick up and are super hairy, and his tail is all hairy and curly and weird. Yup, he's a nut. So, I played with him for a while, while mum napped. She stayed up all night again. Then when she finally woke up, I napped on her with my pookie bear. Then papa snapped that picture of me while I was sleeping. SO not impressed. Didn't get my good side.

So that was my eventful day! 

Mum says she's going to try to take my picture everyday, even if we did nothing that day. I think it's because I'm so darn handsome! 

Well, mum says I have to go now because she needs the 'puter to work on stuffs for auntie Jess. I'm not allowed to say just what yet, but I will get to soon! I'm so excited for it because I have a part in it!! That's right! My handsome self has a job for all this! 

Ok, mum's getting mad now. 

Chow!

*Baloo*

Bear with me folks!

My girl is trying to set this thing up and she's totally a n00b at this... She helps her friend with hers, but has no clue how to set up this one. We'll get to it :D

*Baloo*